Google, Apple Join to Create Tech Giant
In a surprise move to everyone who is alive, Google said it's going to buy Apple for $9 billion. Google Chief Executive Larry Page had secret talks with the now-deceased Steve Jobs in 2010 to firm up the deal. The deal was announced when Jobs's will was read in Cupertino, Calif.
The deal, which is expected to close tomorrow, gives each Google shareholder nine shares of Apple stock. Obviously Google will move into Apple's fancy headquarters.
Google employees said, "Yay."